Ronald, Nicholas and Markington
Rt Hon Sirs, your comments bring forth a reassuringly civilised end to this frightful past week. The ladies have fainted, horses were frightened, and indeed, even my own monocle popped out in surprise.
I shall now away to the country to take the airs and recover from this shocking episode. A few brace of game on the moors ought to restore the humours.
Now, where are those confounded servants...
Yours
Sir Curmudgeonton Meridian II
Earl of Crustiness
Perthshire
I think you may be sitting to close to your 8k's there George...
