I agree, no such animal.

A 2 Channel 808.3 (without the spinner) plus 518 type tweaks would be ideal.

You could get pretty close with a 518 feeding any of the DSP's with apodized upsampling.

- Fiddler (IMHO)

If you think listening to music is fun, try learning an instrument.
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