Thinkgeek.com have been selling caffeinated soap etc for years. And also a caffeinated lip balm which went by the unfortunate name of Spazzstick! I have their caffeine molecule t-shirt - everyone thinks it is something illegal.

I also remember a story from many years ago when I was in North Carolina before the coffee boom was in full swing. A guy used to go into the upmarket coffee store regularly to buy ground beans to take home. One day the proprietor needed to grind some to make up the customer's order so offered a cup of coffee while the customer was waiting. "Oh no", he replied, " I don't drink it, I use it for enemas".

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(Another) Duncan
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