As an ex Mini driver, I have often think of this old rag week 'joke' - shame I can never remember the punchline.

What is more difficult, to get a pregnant elephant in the back of a mini, or to get an elephant pregnent in the back of a mini?

Punchline welcome...

Nearly 30 years later, it might even still make it into the odd rag mag, but with chav instead of elephant and some modern alternative for the now behemoth Mini.


Meridian owner since 1992
Prime & PSU, Focal Elear headphones, Roon (ROCK 8Gi5 NUC), Explorer 1 & 2, F80. 200/203, various Sonos (via Roon).